Dear Jay Cutler

Dear Jay Cutler,

I think maybe you could get your depth perception checked. How is it that even when you have enough of a pocket to get off a decent pass (which I'll grant you isn't all that often), you still overthrow your receiver by, like, five feet? Also, maybe you could look at Olsen a little more in the next six minutes? Like maybe a nice game-winning TD pass? Just an idea.

Love,
Kate