Dear Chicago

Dear Everyone in Chicago,

If you are wearing a Blackhawks jersey this week, you should be subjected to sponaneous pop quizzes on the street. If you cannot, at any given moment, not only name three current players on the team, but also at least one player from three years ago (thanks, Mike, for that suggestion), then you should be punched in the face and forced to replace your Blackhawks jersey with a tshirt that says, "I am a bandwagony poser."

Love,
Kate