Television, Redux

Dear Television (again),

I stand corrected. Television programming should consist of the following: 30 minutes of How I Met Your Mother and 23 hours and 30 minutes of Jon Stewart and Ricky Gervais talking. Please make this happen.

Love,
Kate

Television

Dear Television,

Just stop trying. You have reached your pinnacle with How I Met Your Mother.

Love,
Kate

Amazing Race, Pt. II

Dear Amazing Race,

Giving the first-place finishers for the first leg of the race a chance to luge = prize fail.

Love,
Kate

P.S. to Miss S.C.

The word for "thank you" in Spanish (the language they speak in Chile) is "gracias." In Chinese (where you thought you were), it's "xiè xiè." "Danke" is German. You are nowhere near a German-speaking country. But nice try.

Love,
Kate

Amazing Race

Dear Miss South Carolina,

You are not helping your image as a geographical airhead any when you continually refer to Santiago as being in China. Hint: You have to read more than the first three letters of a word to know what the word is.

Love,
Kate