Jerks

Dear Jerks,

You're welcome for the cupcakes. Not that you said "thank you." Or even really acknowledged the reason for them in the first place. Her name is Kit, btw. She's worked here longer than almost all of you, and I have not yet quite figured out how we will continue to operate without her assistance.

But you're welcome for the cupcakes.

Love,
Kate

p.s. Note that those who stayed and played games and actually acknowledged Kit's last day are excluded from the "jerk" label.